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Excuse
Ball Key Ring |
Internet
Urinal |
Voodoo Doll
Your basic run-of-the-mill nine inch Voodoo Doll. Reward nice people
by sticking a white pin in the "Win in Vegas" zone or punish those who
have forsaken you with a black pin in the "Lose Job" area.
Comes with 5 white pins for good luck and 5 black ones for bad.
No. SH950-VD. Only $5.95
Excuse Ball Key Ring
Not everyone is quick on their feet when it comes to making up excuses.
The last time the boss asked where your report was, you just stood there
like a deer caught in headlights. With the Excuse Ball by your side,
you don't have to feel helpless anymore. Just retrieve the inch and
half plastic Excuse Ball key ring from your pocket or purse, look in the
viewing widow and you'll find 20 tried and true excuses that will help you
weasel out of any trouble.
No. SH950-EB. Only $3.59
Internet Urinal
Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the Internet is such an
addictive and time-consuming force, who' got time to go? With the
Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again.
Imagine the freedom. Destroy your opponents on network Quake with
taking a break. Drink as many cans of Jolt as you want and still be
able to make the last important trade before the market closes. But
don't confine it to your computer. This little jewel can be a life-safe
when caught in traffic. Keep one in the glove compartment.
Each urinal is made of hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter.
Holds 32 ounces of liquid (about the same as a Big Gulp) and comes in a
hygienic vinyl bag. Don't leave home without it.
No. SH950-UR. Only $8.95 |
Giant Hand Chair
Thee attractive three-foot tall hand chairs weight about 26 pounds and are
surprisingly comfortable. They're perfect as porch furniture and
lovely in the living room. Great for doctor's offices and hospitals,
as it makes it difficult for patients to complain when their rump is being
cupped by a giant hand. Ecology sound as they are made of
recycled hard plastic with a speckled appearance. Because the
recycled plastics vary considerably, so do the colors. They can
range all over the place - greenish, grayish, bluish, etc. No two
are the same color. Because of this we cannot accept returns.
If you don't like it, you are stuck with it.
No. SH950-HC. Only $149.95 |
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